yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither
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i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure
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i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
(Source: cheerupsmelly, via onemidgetless)
hey maybe if u dont want to be labeled as a sex offender how about u dont fucking rape people
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“what do u want to be when u grow up”
rich
happy
that’s what i said
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Don’t you love that new pope smell?
please stop sniffing me
What the fuck did I just read?
(via cityofdivergentdhampirs)
dont touch me until you have this permission slip signed
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does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
(Source: rigginsrigs, via googlechromosomes)
New Pope, new me :)
(Source: eurovisionthongcontest, via party-now-rehab-l8ter)
*walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef
(Source: googlefraps, via livelove-reblog)
oh man I would reblog your fabulous graphic but it’s just so much easier to right click, select ‘save file’, pick a folder, name the file, go to my dashboard, open a new photo post, click ‘upload’, find where I saved the file, select it, wait for it to load, tag it, and repost it gosh darn
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