clubbedsoda:

oh yeah baby ignore me harder

(via satanicpubes)

180mph:

yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither

(via whatsacanada)

i have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure 

(via gigglingbean)

(Source: mintike, via gigglingbean)

gcoky:

i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities 

(Source: jonasbrothers, via onemidgetless)

pudus:

hey maybe if u dont want to be labeled as a sex offender how about u dont fucking rape people

(via higgledypiggledywhatever)

urbancatfitters:

weareforeverweareinfinite:

urbancatfitters:

“what do u want to be when u grow up”

rich

happy

that’s what i said

(Source: urbancatfitters, via cityofdivergentdhampirs)

westbor0baptistchurch:

assdonut:

newpope:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Don’t you love that new pope smell?

please stop sniffing me

What the fuck did I just read?

image

(via cityofdivergentdhampirs)

vevovevo:

dont touch me until you have this permission slip signed

(via whatsacanada)

tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

(via googlechromosomes)

markborrigan:

New Pope, new me :)

(Source: hotsuburbandad, via party-now-rehab-l8ter)

lil-bo-peeping:

*walks up to hot person’s parents* my compliments to the chef

(via human-ityy)

hisbutlerdeath:

oh man I would reblog your fabulous graphic but it’s just so much easier to right click, select ‘save file’, pick a folder, name the file, go to my dashboard, open a new photo post, click ‘upload’, find where I saved the file, select it, wait for it to load, tag it, and repost it gosh darn

(via human-ityy)

penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

(Source: thepowergame, via urbasicimacidic)